The Armchair's Web

Golfer Tiger Woods’ grovelling public statement yesterday:

“I was unfaithful, I had affairs and I cheated. What I did was unacceptable….. I hurt my wife, my kids, my mother, my wife’s family, my friends, my foundation and kids all around the world who admired me.”

Prime Minister Gordon Brown’s desperate pre-election battle-cry:

“I know that Labour hasn’t done everything right and I know, really I know, I’m not perfect. But I know where I come from and I know who I came into politics to represent.”

Whats the difference between Woods and Brown?

It’s simple… one f*cked his missus, the other f*cked the country. So no real change there then…