Monthly Archives: February 2009

Labour pleads with businessman to run for London Mayor

What the f*ck?

Sorry, is this a joke or what?

If this is true, it just shows how desperate those of what is left in the Labour Party are in trying to stop Ken Livingstone from running for London mayor again in 2012.

There certainly seems to be a perception that after twelve years in office, there’s very little real political talent within any of  the Labour ranks at the moment. Despite some initial setbacks, current Tory incumbent Boris Johnson has been handling the job rather better than many sceptics had expected.

If I was Sir Alan Sugar, I would think very, very carefully, before jumping into bed with the f*ckwits whose very existence is slowly dying before the British people’s very eyes….

Labour wife 'accused' of 'standing out like sore thumb'

From Liz Jones in the Daily Mail:

“The occasion was a sombre one, steeped in history, deserving of gravitas and quiet reflection.

“The statue of the Queen Mother, unveiled on the Mall yesterday, required the gathered dignitaries to show an appropriate level of respect, and to turn up in muted tones and designs.

“It is not rocket science. It is not, in fact, difficult at all.”

Yet all the Mail could talk about was the fact that Culture secretary Andy Burnham and his wife Frankie, who attended the event with Prime Minister Gordon Brown and his wife Sarah, were both dressed differently from the others. Jones made a blithering attack on Ms Burnham’s attire:

“An outfit befitting a six year-old with attention deficit disorder than the wife of a Minister of the Crown in the presence of the Royal Family, the eyes of the nation upon her.”

Really? Yeah, right, like the eyes of the nation actually give a f*ck! But she goes on:

“Mrs Burnham, let me try to overlook the unadorned, Eastern European refugee make-up and hairstyle, as well as the floppy hat you probably had left over from some awful suburban wedding, and let me first address your patent Mary Jane shoes.

“Hideous and inappropriate.”

Ms Jones, do you seriously think that any member of the Royal Family will be looking at Ms Burnham and thinking, “How dare that woman dress like that, the tart?” They probably have more important things to think about than to read the crap you regularly write in the Mail.

More on this nonsense on Daily Mail Watch.

Ex-Labour MP 'disowns' the government

Former Labour MP Bryan Gould is the latest in a long line of former members and supporters who have criticised the government’s record in office.

He gave a devastating attack in the Guardian today. Much of his critique I agree with, but it’s a bit hypocritical of him to say now that many of the the policies he now rants against were the ones he then endorsed when he was with Labour in opposition. He was one of those leading lights of Neil ‘Voteloser’ Kinnock’s shadow cabinet who insisted the party ‘must change’ if they wanted to win power again. Rather than stay in Britain and be continually frustrated by the lack of progress in dislodging the then all-powerful Conservatives, he took the easy way out, and left the country to return to his native New Zealand.

The real reason Labour are in this mess today is because of the past actions of many like Mr Gould. Should the rest of what is left of the party be allowed to disown him too?

British talent succeed at the OSCARS

It was a successful night for the British at the OSCARS. The movie Slumdog Millionaire won eight awards, including for best director (Danny Boyle) and best picture. Kate Winslet finally got an award for best actress in The Reader after being nominated several times previously.

However, I often get very fed up when the British media, or the public at large, jump on the OSCARS bandwagon and shout to the rest of the world “We’re better than you!” or something similar. The success was just a fluke, we were lucky this year. Don’t be surprised if none of the major prizes will be won by the British next year.

I just wish that we Brits, often starved of success in the real world, need to accept that we need to be more modest about our achievements and to make the effort as a nation to tackle the persistent failure to invest and nuture our genuine  talent.

UK version of 'Law & Order' comes to ITV

Further evidence of the lack of decent ideas coming out of British TV has come in a remake of a long-running US police drama, which begins a seven-week run on ITV tonight.

A British edition of Law & Order had come about because of the success of some local versions in other countries. However, as a fan of the original, I wish the producers hadn’t even bothered. Very few remakes of US shows, including reality shows, have been successful over the years. The only one I can recall that was popular was the comedy The Upper Hand, a version of the Who’s The Boss, which was shown in the 1980s.

Despite the great cast (with the exception of Bradley Walsh), I think I, and most UK viewers, should give it a miss. It’s far better to watch the original, and better, US version instead.